Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Big Shaft: A Financial Pornography

MW: January 14, 2015
Hollywood is making a movie version of "The Big Short": 
The intriguing story of how Wall Street circa 2007, made billions shorting Main Street and then stuck taxpayers with the bill for the clean-up. 
(WARNING: film depicts double penetration, not suitable for young audiences)


My synopsis of the book is here: Ayn Rand Gone Wild
The movie will star "A-List" actors Brad Pitt and Christian Bale. Audiences are expected to pay good money to be entertained watching themselves being shafted in broad daylight by overpaid Harvard psychopaths. 

Spoiler Alert:
The movie ends with Occupy Wall Street warning everyone that they are being conned all over again; however, the stoned Idiocracy places their faith in serial rapists, so they lose everything. THE END.

It's a tragicomedy in the Dumb and Dumber genre.