The Learning Channel, Circa 2015:
19 Kids and Counting: Two people who should be handed over to ISIS
Long Island Medium: Fran Drescher talking to dead people
Love, Lust or Run: Makeovers for Weirdos
Our Little Family: Midgets with a Camcorder
My 600 lb life: Beached whales under attack from their own knife and fork
90 Day Fiance: Mail Order brides with 90 days to decide whether or not to stay in the U.S.
Angels Among Us: More talking to dead people
Cake this that and the other thing: A bored cupcake baker desperate to be on TV
Curvy Brides: Fat chicks trying to get married
Buying Naked: Any excuse to show nudity on TV
Breaking Amish: Breaking down the last segment of humanity with any morality
America's Worst Tattoo: A competition where everyone wins
(**Honey Boo Boo was cancelled because the mother was dating a convicted pedophile. Fortunately, that will spawn a spin-off next season, called "Honey pedophile".)
Long Island Medium: Fran Drescher talking to dead people
Love, Lust or Run: Makeovers for Weirdos
Our Little Family: Midgets with a Camcorder
My 600 lb life: Beached whales under attack from their own knife and fork
90 Day Fiance: Mail Order brides with 90 days to decide whether or not to stay in the U.S.
Angels Among Us: More talking to dead people
Cake this that and the other thing: A bored cupcake baker desperate to be on TV
Curvy Brides: Fat chicks trying to get married
Buying Naked: Any excuse to show nudity on TV
Breaking Amish: Breaking down the last segment of humanity with any morality
America's Worst Tattoo: A competition where everyone wins
(**Honey Boo Boo was cancelled because the mother was dating a convicted pedophile. Fortunately, that will spawn a spin-off next season, called "Honey pedophile".)
You can't explain to dedicated fucktards how this will all end. They're watching, but they aren't listening.
Full Walmartization.
Full Walmartization.
